lunes, 29 de abril de 2024

I TRIED TO STEAL ERMELINDA'S MAKE UP.

Today i arrived at work, i greateed the people at the legalization line, that s what my boss Henry calls it, the line refers to the so called boxes or attention boxes.

Violet and Ermnelinda were on the attention line, they are punctual ones at work, someone would said that they are the most responsible, it could be if we were talking about punctuality, if it were efficiency, they are also that.

We all keep our work items in some drawer, in some unused desk, this is my case, others keep them locked in their boxes.

At one time I had the privilege of having a drawer with a key, until it got stuck, I called the locksmith, he fixed it for me, but the key was gone, the use of the key ended, my drawer became popularly used. During vacation time, I prefer to take my personal stamps home, or keep them in another place in the office, that is, channel them, because otherwise, you return to work, look for your work items and they are not there, or there are some , then the "nervous attack" arises, which is what used to happen to me, until I learned that everyone went to my drawer in search of pens, address sheets, ink, date stamps and some other necessities, because my drawer It was and continues to be the drawer of the state people.

The truth is that today when I arrived, I visualized 2 strange objects in it, strangely strange just because they were in my drawer, it was a bronze-colored compact powder, with a brush and a black mascara, they seemed to be from a well-known brand, the plastic packaging of these and the external colors were too striking, I took them, checked them and left them there again.

I don't use black mascara, because I have the habit of rubbing my eyes, as you can imagine, due to this habit I get all the black paint on my dark circles and I become haggard, so I only use colorless mascara.

Regarding powder makeup, I always have a hard time finding natural tones, let's say pale ones. Aside from the fact that the colors of all brands vary according to the time of year, this kills me, because sometimes I go to look for the typical natural color and there are all beige or bronze or whatever, except the one I'm looking for. .

So those objects were not my style, I assumed that someone in the audience had forgotten them. I also assumed that since I always put my makeup on in the bathroom, before leaving the office, someone thought they belonged to me. And if they had been my preference, I don't know if I would have used them.

These objects were in my drawer for a couple of hours, until Ermelinda asked me if she could check my drawer, I clearly answered yes, and what she found, what she had been looking for since the day before, her lost objects. I had to explain to him that someone had left them there; I guess he believed me, who knows.

He told me that they had looked for them among several women the day before, including Violet, but they had not been successful.

The excitement and breath returned to Ermelinda's face, realizing that it was no longer necessary to use the credit card to recover them, although she herself stated that otherwise, she had planned to wait a few days until she received her salary and thus buy them.

I don't know what colors she put on her face today or what other brands, since the favorites were the ones forgotten in the office. I also don't know if she came to work with a washed face today, I didn't really observe her, but she did have lipstick on, I noticed it when I greeted her at the entrance.

The truth is that she was gripped by despair, as if she had felt that she was losing her beauty because of these makeups. In addition, this happens to most women, be it a hoop, a chain, a piercing, a ring, or whatever.

It would be what we get used to using, I would call it aesthetic dependence and in the absence of it, feminine chaos arises.

At the end of Ermelinda's work hour, she greeted Genoveva and angrily asked her why they had not sent her a message telling her that her things were stored in a drawer.

It should be noted that Genoveva did not have the faintest idea, because she does not wear makeup, which is why she is pale, that those things belonged to Ermelinda. She also questioned Juliet about her bad behavior for not notifying anything.

For me the whole thing was too comical and a bit exaggerated.

The truth is that I told myself that the only thing missing was for me to be accused of being a makeup thief, which luckily did not happen, because Ermelinda has known me for years. However, I felt a little uncomfortable when they searched my drawer and found them there. Incidentally, when he saw that he had found them, he continued searching to see if he could find anything else, but there was nothing else, there were only papers.

This type of thing usually happens in our office, I will tell more another day...

 

Anecdote suggested by E.B.G.